RIZZ
GENERATOR

About as smart as a cologne bottle with a modem attached. We’re still plugging the brains in. Right now the lines are hand-written by the crew — the real AI lands when the prototype’s done.

Because one line is a coin flip and you’re not a gambler, you’re a romantic. Three options means you pick the one that fits your voice. Copy it, use it, blame us if it fails.

Yeah. We’re not made of GPUs. Ten’s plenty to test the waters. Got the password? That’s +40 more on the house. If you’re firing off more than that, maybe log off — or drop $30 once for lifetime unlimited and generate forever like a maniac.

We sell scent, not guarantees. A good line helps. A good smell helps more. Being a normal human helps most. We’ll handle the first two — the third is on you.

Hit “Reply was rubbish? Add context” under the result. Tell us a bit more about them and the vibe, then try again. Or hit “Give me 3 more” for a fresh batch. Garbage in, less-garbage out.

Yes, weirdly. Contact the guy in the middle on the left of the homepage photo for guaranteed rizz advice — he’s done it all. The other three are decorative. DMs are open. He doesn’t sleep.

After launch. You’re on a temp link right now — we’ll move to a proper site once this thing’s live proper. Bookmark it and you’re set.

It’s a prototype. Maybe don’t paste your bank details or your darkest secrets. When the real thing lands we’ll be properly encrypted — until then, treat it like shouting in a pub.

Because this part of the site is closed beta. Click in from the homepage and we blur it out for the bit. Sorry you can’t get in unless you know the link — but it’s not actually that secret, we just like the door.

Us, apparently. We built a cologne brand called 69 and now an AI that writes your dating replies. We’re clearly not taking ourselves too seriously, and neither should you.